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Taco Tuesdays and Capital Gains Wednesdays

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“I am going to keep having fun every day I have left, because there is no other way of life. You just have to decide whether you are a Tigger or an Eeyore.” – Randy Pausch

One thing most people know about me is that I like to have fun. I am constantly telling jokes and laughing. Life is too short feel bad. Therefore, I choose to be happy.

I make sure to always stop and smell the roses and live life to the fullest with the time I have on earth.

I also like the silly things that are all around us like fried Twinkies, s’mores, or drinking Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I mean come on what’s life without a little whimsy.

I also like things that have themes.

There are two reasons why I like Taco Tuesdays: 1. the free tacos and; 2. how festive the day is.

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What is Taco Tuesday? Taco Tuesday is a custom in many US cities of going out to eat tacos or in some cases select Mexican dishes typically served in a tortilla on Tuesday nights. Restaurants will often offer special prices, for example, “$1 fish tacos every Tuesday night”. Places like California Tortilla even have specials for BOGO (buy one, get one).

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You just can’t beat free food and saving money. And whenever I save money, I invest money.

I know lots of folks like to build wealth in real estate, but the problem with that is that you have to sell the home in order to get access to the gains. Even though stocks are the same way, I do like the fact that they involve no maintenance, repairs, or cleaning.

Indexing is also the best form of stocks investing, as they are self-cleansing. Meaning that if company goes out of business the stock is removed from the index and automatically replaced with a company with a stronger balance sheet that is not bankrupt.

You could lose your home to foreclosure, but not index funds. They go on to make money long after other companies have perished and even if you lose or have a decrease in your income. Stocks keep working for you 365/24/7.

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Capital gains make me happy.

They don’t stop coming in unless you sell your index fund. So as long as you are invested, the money keeps on rolling in.

Thinking back on the quote at the start of this blog post, I have always felt like I am like Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. Even Tigger likes Tuesdays! He is known for saying have a Tiggerific Tuesday and Happy Tuesday rise and shine, put a smile on your face and love in your heart.

Eeyore, on the other hand, will mention things like he was so upset that he forgot to be happy. Let’s not do that.

I always take some time out to be happy and grateful. I believe in helping my fellow man. That’s one of the reasons I started this blog; to help people improve the quality of their fiscal lives. For example, let’s discuss what capital gains are.

Capital gains are the profits from the sale of an asset — shares of stock, a piece of land, a business — and generally are considered taxable income. How much of these gains are taxed depends on how long you held the asset before selling.

In 2020 the capital gains tax rates are either 0%, 15% or 20% for most assets held for more than a year. Capital gains tax rates on most assets held for less than a year correspond to ordinary income tax brackets (10%, 12%, 22%, 24%, 32%, 35% or 37%). Therefore, you have incentive to invest for the long-term.

Short-Term And Long-Term Capital Gains Tax Rates By Income

The government charges less for capital gains than they do on ordinary income. That is why you must invest because inflation erodes the dollar over time. What cost $1.00 10 years ago, now cost $1.30 today.

If you hold on to a stock for over a year, then you can possibly pay just 15% in taxes on the gain after you sell. In contrast, income taxes are much higher on wages.

2021 Capital Gains Tax Rates: How They Apply, Tips to Minimize What You Owe

This lets you know that America rewards capital not labor.

I even heard rapper and entrepreneur Master P talking about this on a podcast. He said that he realized “product outweighs talent.” You got that right.

A business can keep making money long after a basketball player retires and stops earning those million-dollar paychecks. A shoe deal with Nike can pay you more than the physical hard work you put in on the court over years!

My way of building up my portfolio is to invest. I may not have a shoe deal, but I can own stock in Nike.

Therefore, what I do occasionally is do a BOGO somewhere like a Taco Tuesday and then the next day buy some stock. I call that my Capital Gains Wednesdays.

I try to keep at least $10,000 in my brokerage account just so that at any moment or Wednesday, I can buy stock in any company I want within a certain cap. I may give myself a $2,500 cap for the day or even $25. Doesn’t really matter. The point is to keep me motivated toward my goals and to get in the habit of investing.

I can never say I have no money to invest, if I keep money in my brokerage account at all times.

You should put money in there when times are flush. That way when they aren’t, you can still be purchasing stock no matter what.

This is how I stay happy. I plan and create my own happiness myself.

Now you all go out there and have a Tiggerific Tuesday!!!

15 items or less

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When I think of 15 items or less it always reminds me of being in line at grocery store. However, it has more meaning to it than that for me. It is not just a line at the grocery store.

That number represents the amount of ingredients I prefer to have in my food or any meals I prepare, the amount of items in my Amazon cart I like to have, and the number of stocks I like to have in my portfolio.

Many financial experts will tell you that you need no more than 20 individual stocks in your retirement and investment accounts to build wealth. Personally, I am an index investor. I put my money in these funds because a single stock can go bust and you could lose every penny.

An index fund can’t go to zero because it is made up of hundreds or thousands of stocks and if one business goes belly up, then it is replaced with another one that is in good standing. Thereby, making sure your investment never goes to zero.

One of the reasons I stick to a budget and adhere to strict investing rules is because I know money is not always so easy to come by. Even though you can earn more money and not time, money is still an important commodity that cannot be overstated.

During COVID-19 lockdown, I got to see up close and personal just how important it is to keep your head down and stay focused on your money goals.

After losing my job during the Great Recession in 2009, I do not take anything for granted. I always try to keep a 3-6 month emergency fund, money in savings and brokerage accounts just in case. At the very least, I try to keep $5,000-$10,000 cash for a rainy day.

Imagine my surprise when the pandemic hit and I was yet again shown numerous cautionary tales of why it is important to have these things in place.

Living on a budget can help save you from going hungry when times are lean. This always gives me perspective. Stay disciplined, save and keep your feet firmly planted in reality and on the ground. Plan for the long term.

Your personal savings account is your own version of having Geico insurance; it is there just in case something bad happens.

These stories reminded me why I save so much. I don’t ever want to be caught out in the rain or a heavy storm without an umbrella.

I’m going to share with you just a few of the things I heard while standing in lines to buy food and other shopping items over the last few months.

The following are some of the things I overheard while millions had lost their jobs and income in 2020:

Cashier: “That will be $8.64.” Customer: Exasperatingly said, “There goes all the money.”

Customer in line on the phone that looked 50ish: “Hopefully, my mother will be able to pay my car payment this month for me.”

Woman shopping for furniture: “I just bought a house at 64. I hope they can finance this for cheap.”

Cashier gives customer total to pay. Grocery store customer to cashier: “I don’t have any money.” The cashier then decides to pay for the customer’s groceries herself out of her own pocket.

A landlord calling a tenant: “Can you pay your rent a little earlier because I need to pay the property taxes on the 31st?”

Why not just have the property taxes wrapped up in the mortgage? Just a thought, but okay, I digress.

A gentlemen speaking with his coworkers: “I’m trying to buy a home. It will cost about $900,000.” His coworkers reply: “But you’re in your 50’s. Why not stay where you are and leave some money to your kids.” His reply to that: “They have to struggle like I did and fend for themselves. This is for me. It’s time to shine.”

Woman talking to her folks : “Private school costs like $1,200 a month. It’s expensive and I have a lot of student loan debt, but I want the best for my kid.”

Workers discussing an overpayment they received from their employer: “If they are going to take back the money they just gave us by accident on our next check, they got to give us a payment plan right?”

A payment plan for a lump sum payment they just got. Why not just set the funds aside that they received by accident? You would only want a payment plan if you already spent the money.

All these stories tell me that these folks are broke and living on the financial edge. I knew I did not want to ever be on the side of a financial cliff ever again. Therefore, I had to get my fiscal act together.

I cut my living expenses to the bare necessities; got my housing costs to under $1,000 a month, paid off my car and got rid of my $450 car payment, and started tracking my net worth.

I felt like Smokey the Bear would always say, “Only you can prevent forest fires.” In my case, it was financial fires that would burn up all my money and leave you broke. I didn’t want that.

I know times are hard, but I hope as I did all those years ago, that people learn some very important lessons from all this tragedy. And that is, the government is not going to save you. No one is coming to save you. We are all on our own out here. You must fend for yourself or be broke.

If you know you would rather be rich, then keep reading the blog posts on this page to stay motivated to leave the rat race sooner rather than later.

You will do it by attracting one dollar at a time and then investing it to turn it into two.

Happy reading and good luck on your road to wealth.

Beware Of Financial Vampires

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Well hello there boys and ghouls.

Happy Greenbacksween.

Hey if Geoico can have Geicoween, then surely so can we.

On today’s spooktacular blog post, we are talking about why you should avoid the black cat of investing: fees.

They come in all shapes and sizes. From front-load, back-load and even fees you pay to trade stocks.

However, one of the most overlooked of all fees come from commission based salesmen disguised as your friendly neighborhood financial advisors.

They wear the greatest costumes 365/24/7: a suit.

And we are not just talking any suits my friends, but the kind you drop a month’s wages on; think more John Wick and less death of a salesman, as to portray a sense of wealth that make you feel like you be anyone or can do anything and believing you want to run up and kick that football that Lucy is holding.

You are unstoppable.

Then it happens.

You get that investor statement in the mail. You are so excited that you rip the envelope open to see how well you are doing. The market is firing off dividends and capital gains the likes of which you have never seen before. You just know you are making a killing in Mr. Market, right?

Then you see that 2% of your portfolio goes to the fund managers and realize that you just got punked!

You look to your left, you look to your right, but Ashton is nowhere to be found.

Why you must be your own financial advisor

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I must confess that being a DYI investor is best.

While reading a plethora of books on the subject of personal finance, I have learned the following:

  • Don’t invest in anything you don’t understand. It is not enough to buy the product. You must research the company behind the brand.
  • Know if a company has a competitive edge. For example, once digital cameras came on the market Kodak fell off the face of the earth. The last time I had a Kodak moment was right before Apple unveiled the iphone.
  • Don’t time the market. If you have money to invest, then do it!
  • Don’t invest in anything you can’t draw with a crayon.
  • Invest in index funds instead of individual stocks.
  • Only invest in funds with an expense ratio of less than 1%.
  • You can do exchanges between index funds you already own without paying any fees. This is pretty sweet!
  • Most millionaires are worth between $1 million and $5 million dollars.
  • 90% of millionaires over the last 200 years achieved wealth by investing in real estate.
  • Forget buying the product and own the stock. Millionaires collect assets – stocks, bonds, real estate, and intellectual property – like monopoly pieces. The poor collect consumer liabilities like big houses, boats, and cars. An asset pays you. Collect assets.

No one cares about your money more than you do

Although self-explanatory let us dig deeper children.

Would you hand over all the passwords to your bank, credit card, and investment accounts over to strangers?

Of course not.

However, in an essence that is what we do when people hand over the financial reins to business partners, financial advisors, and handlers.

Instead of working through the struggles of figuring out how money works, many just give up the responsibility to someone else. Nothing screams “just take some” more than giving people free range access to your money. Nothing attracts grifters more.

Just pick up a few free library books on investing and get started right there.

Heck you can even search online for podcasts or website that talk about money! That is how I got started.

Why you want to have $100,000 in investments

It is simple. If Mr. Market does what he has over the last 90 years, then you can turn $100k into $1M in 30 years. Not bad for a kid that gets picked last to play dodge ball.

Once you hit this number, then the money starts finding you.

Depending on your rate of return you could double your money to $200k in less than 8 years. It took me about 2 to 3 additional years to get that next $50k after the first $100k.

Do you want chocolate Halloween candy or a rock?

If any of you out there have seen The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, then you know what I’m taking about.

The reason many of us invest is the same reason kids trick-or-treat because we want the treat, that is something that gives us great pleasure.

You go from house to house looking for a reward for putting together that perfect costume.

Investors buy investment after investment looking for the same thing.

Nobody wants a rock!

I remember a time in school that I sold so much for a fundraiser that I got a chance to go in the money machine (where you stuff money into your pockets for like 60 seconds). I wanted that reward!

But guess what? The night before the big event I stayed up late and overslept the next morning! I missed the whole thing. That could have been my seed money to start this blog! That could have helped me start a Roth IRA at 17! The funny thing about rewards is that you may earn them, but you still have to go and pick them up.

Now I write down everything in a journal so that I do not miss a thing!

I wanted to one day be able to have ‘F everyone’ money like Mark Cuban said: “‘F everyone’ money means you can have your favorite band in your backyard, not care how much it costs, and lend them your jet to get there.” You should invest for your future self to have that option.

If you take nothing else from this post, at least remember this: we like the kind of money that jingles, but we invest so that we can have the kind that folds.

Coins are wonderful but paper folds so nicely.

Don’t Trust The Commission-Based Advisor In Wall St Cubicle 23

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If you remember this fun, quirky, and often brutally honest show on ABC called Don’t Trust The B- in Apt 23, then you know exactly where this post gets its title.

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The show aired from April 11, 2012 to May 11, 2013. It only lasted for a short two seasons, but it packed a lot into that one year.

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For those unfamiliar with the show let me bring you up to speed.

June’s (Dreama Walker) plans of moving to Manhattan for her dream job and perfect apartment are ruined when the company that hired her goes bust. Broke and homeless, her luck turns around when she finds a job at a coffee shop and a roommate, Chloe (Krysten Ritter).  The show also starred James Van Der Beek (from Dawson’s Creek fame) as himself.

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In one of the funniest pilot episodes I have ever seen of a television show, it really gives you a sense of how quickly one life can change within less than 24 hours.

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June loses her job and apartment within a few hours once the company she was hired to work for goes down in an FBI raid due to the head of the company embezzling billions from clients in an Enron type take down, which reminds you of the glory days of yesteryear of Wall Street darlings such as the likes of Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers; the latter of which was in business for 150 years having started operations in 1850.

Some media outlets such as CNBC did an article on what happened to former Lehman Brothers employees after the collapse and some still had not recovered from the company shutting down in 2008 some 10 years later including those not being able to find full-time employment.

This show and the acquisitions or closures of places like Merrill Lynch, Bearn Stearns, which opened in 1923, and Lehman Brothers are reasons why you should be your own financial advisor.

Unlike how JP Morgan bailed out Bear Stearns in March 2008 or Bank of America did Merrill Lynch, you are on your own like Lehman’s when they filed for bankruptcy as no one came to save them because if you fail to manage your money, then no one is coming to bail you out.

Let’s go back to 2008. Banks were failing. Many were found to be a part of the subprime mortgage crisis, but like the scandal at Wells Fargo nobody went to jail. You think your money is locked up tight like Fort Knox until you realize it isn’t. That is why Roosevelt created the FDIC insurance for banks as without the $250,000 deposit insurance after the 1929 crash many no longer believed in the banking institution.

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Just because someone is wearing a suit does not mean they know what they are doing. Many of the analysts and associates that start work for their prestigious firms such as Goldman Sachs are straight out of college and still wet behind the ears. Even though I once read that the average salary of a Goldman employee was around $622,000, that does not equate to financial smarts or riches. Many of these employees still blow money like you wouldn’t believe. Instead of saving stacks they are blowing them.

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. – Warren Buffett

I have read enough accounts of high paying professionals and tons of the employees would blow off steam in a place called Scores in New York or buying million dollar homes, private school educations for the kiddies and exotic vacations costing $5,000 a pop.

Look, to each their own. Just understand that you are your best line of defense when it comes to your money. Read every book you can on the subject. Save as much as you can.

I even overheard a 2nd year law associate say that you can make a lot of money in New York, but it costs too much for too little. You have to be a millionaire to afford an apartment or buy a home.

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Part of the reason so many people are bad with money is because they do not learn about how money works. Please do not be one of those people. You must learn how money works. Learn the rules of the money game. Here are a few things you can do to save yourself the commission fee and invest those dollars instead.

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Use a three-part investing strategy.

Part I. Automate your savings and investments. Decide on a number you can live with, set it, and forget it.

Part II. Determine where to invest. Go with anyplace that offer fees that are less than one percent such as Trowe Price, Vanguard, Schwab or Fidelity.

Part III. Invest your money. I prefer to go with several index funds so I can be diversified in case one sector goes crashing down then others are usually going up. You could do a mix of 20 percent real estate or REIT’s, 15 percent in International Funds, 10 percent cash liquid savings in a high yield savings account, 10 percent in a bond fund and the remaining 45 percent in a stock equity fund like the VTSAX at Vanguard. This is similar to the Yale’s investment manager David Swensen’s model. He has been able to get a return on investment of billions into Yale’s coffers making them one of the larhgest college endowments on earth with $29.4 billion USD. Only Harvard has a bigger endowment war chest with $38 billion USD.

Who is David Swensen?

According to the Yale Daily News, “David Swensen of the Yale University endowment is the doyen of endowment investing. Imitation, of course, is the sincerest form of flattery. Today, the Stanford, MIT and the Princeton endowments all boast former Swensen deputies at their helm. Each also has adopted the “Yale model” of investing pioneered by Swensen in the 1980s.”

So what is Yale’s “secret sauce”?

“Until 1985, Yale had invested in mainstream U.S. stocks and bonds with a smidgen of foreign stocks and real estate.”

“Swensen was the first to apply modern portfolio theory to sizeable multi-billion-dollar endowments. He understood that “asset allocation” explains over 90% of a portfolio’s investment returns.”

“The decision whether to invest in specific asset classes matters much more than picking the right stocks. Over the past 30 years, Yale has shifted the bulk of its investments into “alternative assets” like natural resources, venture capital, real estate and foreign stocks.”

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When the market goes down, buy more. That is where the bargains are. That is how Sir Templeton made his millions. Sir John Marks Templeton was an American-born British investor, banker, fund manager, and philanthropist. In 1954, he entered the mutual fund market and created the Templeton Growth Fund. In 1999, Money magazine named him “arguably the greatest global stock picker of the century.” He purchased tons of stocks during the stock market crash when everyone else was getting out.

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So do not let fear take over how you manage and invest your money.

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Fortunes are made in recessions.

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Win, Lose Or Save

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Welcome to this post of Win, Lose or Save.

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Like the show, Win, Lose or Draw you must decide your fate.

Financial fate that is.

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Are you a fiscal gentleman or lady that manages your money well? Let this post help you out!

I do not care what anyone says or tells you, but saving is important. Supremely important, in fact. Why? Because all things first start with having money; therefore, you must save some.

Want to buy a house? You have to have a down payment. Want to start a business? You need to have the funds to pay employees and the lease on the storefront. Want to invest in your favorite company? You have to be able to put money in the brokerage account. And the list goes on and on.

I’ll give you an example of why you need to save money.

Every year for my birthday, I like to buy stocks.

Generally, shares in a 500 index fund. However, if you are broke, then there is no way to make this ice cream dream a reality.

Instead of an exotic vacation, new toy, fancy new set of wheels, or expensive birthday cake, I prefer to buy myself a $3.50 cupcake. Wait…in providing full disclosure I paid tax on that cupcake, so it really cost me $3.85.

I actually had about $500-$5,000 that I could invest. So, where did that other $496.15 or 4,996.15 go? Toward earning me interest of course!

We cannot all be like the jeopardy champ that has won a mind boggling 28 times in a row. His total winnings are now at the $2 million-dollar mark. Incredible!

However, we cannot base our financial futures on being able to answer in what year was the Louisiana purchase; 1803. Oops…I meant to say, What is 1803?

We need our money to work for us while we are sleeping.

I know the cast of Friends is still raking it in, but they are from a different time. When studios had to pay to play. That is, pay these actors on the back-end with royalties in order to get them to commit to playing the same characters for a decade or more. That is 12-15 hour days spend on a studio back lot that you cannot get back.

So I say kudos to them and the casts of the recently ended The Big Bang Theory and Game of Thrones. However, we all can’t be Starks or Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, Dr. Koothrappali, or Howard no Dr. in front. Just Howard. 🤣

You must save because you do not know when the next check will stop coming in. Let’s examine this further shall we? In one of my posts, I wrote about why Academy Award Winner Halle Berry saves so much.

See my post Why Halle Berry And I Continue To Save So Much

Because if you play spin the bottle with your finances, then it tends to land on BROKE!

It is no secret that here in the good old US of A many high school and college graduates know nothing about finances. However, here at Greenbacks Magnet we aim to change all that.

That is why I write cautionary money tales like today’s post.

For more cautionary money woes and tales, you can check out more stories on my website.

See my posts

From Debt Free To Owing $1 million In Mortgage Debt

Meet An Orthodontist With $1 Million In Student Loan Debt

From Pulitzer Prize Winner To Penniless

So let me give you some examples of why not to depend on big paychecks, royalties, or sequin jumpsuits.

A DIME ISN’T WORTH A NICKEL It was recently reported on May 14, 2019 that Brian May said that Queen hasn’t made any money from Bohemian Rhapsody. Now that’s a head scratcher. The film went on to gross over $900 million at the box office and its star, Rami Malek, with his performance as Freddie Mercury earned him the Oscar for Best Actor.

What do you gotta do to earn a few coins? Invent the wheel. Or in this case, invent music!

In yet another tale of musicians and money, David Lee Roth of Van Halen fame said the following in a December 2018 interview, “up until 18 months ago, I was making pennies in royalty on a $20 Van Halen record.” In addition, Roth stated, “I got butchered 40 years ago. I made over a billion dollars for Warner Bros. I watched my whole fortune walk off into another man’s pocket.”

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However, now that he is no longer under a recording contract and owns his own business he is, and I quote, “I’m a free motherfucker!”

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This is sad and confusing to say the least. I would be a disgruntled employee too if I sold millions of albums, t-shirts, spandex leotards, and headbands only to receive pennies on the dollar!

Check out how other musicians made fame and kept their fortune.

See my posts

How Dave Grohl Turned Passion Into Profits

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Money Advice I Got From John Legend

This reminds me of what I read in Pat Benatar’s book, she stated that she made her record label $75 million dollars and she felt used, abused, and thrown away.

After reading her book, I knew I better make sure to fund my retirement account like no tomorrow. When you see people work that hard for so many years talk about getting the shaft, then you know us regular folks in the salt mines better get it together.

Don’t even get me started on all the celebrities that owe the IRS! It just goes to show you that saving money has to be a part of your financial freedom equation.

There is no financial independence when you have debt obligations. More cannot go out than is coming in.

WE ALL MUST FACE THE MUSIC

Here’s the thing. We ALL are going to stop working someday. It is simply up to you to decide what you want to and ow you want to live.

You may think that adults should know how to manage their money. However, if you never learned how to balance $100 in your checking account, then how on earth is someone supposed to earn and build a million bucks!

I work under the impression and assumption that if most people can manage $1,000, then they can manage $100,000 or more.

If I still have not convinced you to save, then just let me share this last story with you. If you saw The New Edition Story, then you know kids get ripped off too! Recording a hit album netted these kids $500 and a VCR! They decided to start taking more control of their money and their financial destiny. And you should too!

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Therefore, I have chosen to be the master or mistress of my fate like Elvira is Mistress of the Dark.

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I own my image, whatever I do, my mistakes and my money.

I am Mistress of the Greenbacks Magnet. I’m ready for my financial close-up like the same way model and actress Cassie poses for a shoot.

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If some company goes belly up and decides not to pay out it pension, then plan to make other arrangements. I don’t want to be left holding the bag for my retirement after giving my youth to some company who tells me to invest in their stock while at the same time cashing out their own chips like Enron.

That is why I save and invest.

I increase my goals EVERY SINGLE YEAR!

Doesn’t matter if every goal doesn’t get hit, I still have something to aim at.

This is what I have decided for my future. Here’s my financial close-up. 😉

Here is a peak behind my financial savings curtains.

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Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Greenbacks Magnet savings goals:

2018: $13,333

2019: $14,000

2020: $15,000

2021: $16,000

2022: $17,000

2023: $18,000

2024: $20,000

2025: $25,000

As you can see, my ultimate goal is to save $25,000 per year. That would net me $100,000 every 4 years! It is all about planning and discipline.

I do not care if your goal is to be able to make rent next month or buy a private plane next year.

Whatever you do, win, lose or save; make a goal and stick to it.

Mega Millions win or bust

Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? – Jay Leno

Are you feeling lucky? Well, do ya?

If so, well then playing the lotto might just be for you.

But like Katniss, the odds may not be ever in your favor.

It has about two weeks since the largest jackpot in Mega Millions history was won by a single ticket to the tune of $1.537 billion dollars!

All over the country it was Powerball and Mega Millions fever.

Everywhere I went people were talking about the lotto. Some people even tweeted about what they would do if they won.

I get it. You win the jackpot and your financial freedom. You’re on cloud nine.

However, you have to plan your escape from the rate race whether or not you win the lottery.

If you want to get rich, either by picking winning numbers or otherwise, you better learn quick how to manage a fortune.

Here’s why.

CHANCES OF WINNING

Are pretty slim.

According to Fortune magazine, the odds of winning the lottery are about one in 300 million. Considering that there are over 326 million Americans, that makes your odds quite small.

If you want to close this gap, you will have to increase your scope of numbers to play and play more often.

It’s not enough to do the kids birthdays or your anniversary. Going to have to get creative. You need the locker combination to your high school locker, your kids Xbox password, your great-aunt’s wedding date, and your first love’s old address. You know, something like that.

But all jokes aside, you will have to increase your range of numbers to increase your odds of winning.

In addition, you will have to play more often.

It has been well-documented that people who win the lottery once are likely to win it again.

The problem with this is that you also increase the amount of money you lose while playing the game.

LOTTERY WINNERS GO BROKE

Get rich or die tryin’. – 50 cent  

Did you know a high percentage of lottery winners end up broke? According to the National Endowment for Financial Education, 70 percent of lottery winners go broke.

I have a theory.

If you are unable to manage balancing your check book with $1k, then it is nearly impossible to do it with $1B.

I feel like it is.

But, if you saw  Justin Timberlake in The Social Network, you know he says, “you know what is cool? A billion dollars.”

They say the first million is the hardest. Well, try wrapping your head around a billion!

Even billionaire T. Boone Pickens thinks that it is too!

That’s a whole lot more zeroes you are working with. If you don’t know what PEMDAS stands for (Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally), you are in trouble.

You must first learn the rules of money, if you are to win the game. See my posts for more on how to build up your wealth knowledge bank.

Forget casinos, bet on yourself

The six ways to get rich

Money Lessons I learned from Scrooge McDuck

How Millennial Money inspire me to start saving $13,333.06 a year

STAY GROUNDED

“Using money you haven’t earned to buy things you don’t need to impress people you don’t like” – Robert Quillen

I have seen too many lottery winners go bankrupt. You win all that money just to go back to being broke! No, thanks.

Forget your friends and family telling you to spend. Do not inflate your lifestyle and then upgrade it even more after moving to that gated community in Beverly Hills. You do not need to outspend your neighbors.

3 Rich Habits of Millionaires

You can still drive a Honda. The kids can still get jobs. If you think that it is taking away an opportunity for someone else to work for a needed paycheck, then let junior volunteer.

That was the advice Fran gave Mr. Sheffield in The Nanny.   He wanted to teach his daughter about responsibility and the value of money. So, in S02E21 Maggie became a candy striper at a hospital.  Great advice.

Fun Fact: In the S02E08 of Gilmore Girls,  Rory gets in trouble at school. It just so happens that one of her schoolmates in that episode was none other than Mr. Sheffield’s youngest, Grace, played by actress Madeline Zima. You can see her in the blue sweater walking behind Rory in this clip.

My advice to anyone who comes into large sums of money whether by inheritance, large windfall, bonus, or lottery is to stay humble.

Read my posts for lessons on eating humble pie:

How Dave Grohl turned passion into profits

Money Lessons I learned from Aesop’s The Ants and the Grasshopper

Money and Life Lessons I learned from Mr. T

Life Lessons I learned from The Warriors

The Greatest Assets are people

HOW TO MANAGE ALL THAT MONEY

You have to ask yourself after winning the lottery: How are you planning to manage all that cash?

You need a team to help you manage all that money. A circle of trust, like in Meet the Fockers.

I have a few suggestions.

  • Set up a trust to stay anonymous
  • Get a financial advisor
  • Hire an intermediary to answer requests for money on your behalf
  • Set a daily, monthly, annual spending limit
  • Hire an attorney
  • Take the lump sum
  • Create your own annuity with a spending budget
  • Hire a CPA
  • Learn how to manage money
  • Understand your tax liability

BUY STOCKS INSTEAD OF LOTTERY TICKETS

I would much prefer people spend their money wisely than to bet it on chance.

You could invest your money instead of throwing it down on the roulette table. If you are want to be a part owner of Caesar’s Palace, instead of merely placing bets at one, you can buy REIT’s or mutual funds.

Even better, you can buy index funds that includes hundreds of stocks that track a benchmark such as the S&P 500.

Every dollar you invest can possibly be turned into two or three dollars.

Source: familyfinancefavs.com

Not sure what all this is? No problem. Go down to your local library and ask for books on personal finance. You can also look up any words you are unfamiliar with online.

In addition, you can read blogs, listen to podcasts, join investing clubs, get a job in banking, take a few online finance courses, or ask friends and family for book recommendations.

Many books offer book recommendations in the appendix.

All you have to do is be willing to do some homework.

Trust me, it’s worth it.

When your one-day sitting on a beach in Hawaii, sipping cocktails and able to get up at noon just because.

Your future self will thank you.